Sunday, November 30, 2008

Early winter


Things I'd really have missed if I had lived in 1208:
- Central heating
- Capucchino
- Toilets
- Microwave oven
- George Clooney & Angelina Jolie
- Email

Things I might have been able to do without:
- Phones
- Tax system
- Bras
- The Beegees
- Global warming


One-liners I think should be banned:
- (on entering a restaurant) So you're here to have a bite to eat?
- I'm a person who values trustworthiness.
- I'm a perfectionist.
- It's not WHAT you said, it's HOW you said it.
- I'm 200% sure of it.
- I'm famished. Literally.
- I'm a people person.


Horoscope for 2009 (applicable to all signs):
- The way you look at your finances will change drastically
- You will experience personal loss
- You will start a few new projects
- You, someone in your family or close to you will get married, divorced, have a baby, move or change jobs
- Your love life will be not quite the way you like it, but by the end of the year, you'll realise you're actually happy the way things are
- You will find a great source of personal growth
- You will find you need a good vacation, away from everyday life
- You will cry
- You will smile


Tuesday, November 18, 2008