Get that?

This is actually my laptop. You'd think five wireless connections at once would make your computer go faster than light....

The new obsession in the Dutch media these days: a gorilla escaped from the Rotterdam zoo and dragged, bit and crushed a woman into the hospital. It turns out that this woman had some kind of fascination with this particular gorilla (whose name is Bokito) and she went to see him a few times a week. When she was there last week, she looked him in the eyes (the Dutch people have now learned you should NEVER look a gorilla in the eyes) and he jumped in the water separating the monkeys from the humans and went straight for this woman. This incident has everybody talking. It’s been on all the tv shows, it’s on YouTube, and it’s even been discussed in the dutch senate. As for me, I get very confused by these things. Just when I think I finally get what life’s all about. We are all in need of summer break, I guess.